UFOs over NY

UFOs over NY

Okay. Big headline requires big evidence, right?

During the afternoon of October 13th, a lot of people in New York City recently reported seeing UFOs – many of them hovering right over the city on October 13th.

The UFOs were quickly written off as balloons and for all intents and purposes, they actually did look a lot like balloons.

This very intense and serious news story really gives us the inside. Without quality news programming like this, we’d probably be watching rubbish on our television screens. Daily! …

Imagine. Balloons.

Here’s a link to the NY Post article so you can catch up : Kids Behind the UFO

And here’s a nice YouTube explanation to tidy the balloon story right up, slip it in a plastic bag and toss it into the kitchen tidy bin.

All very sweet and innocent, right? Kids’ balloons. Who would have thought? Thanks God for TV news stations and great looking reporters having a laugh. We’d be in the dark without these fun guys waking us up to breakfast and (in Australia at least) literally bribing us with money to watch.

Naturally, the US Federal Aviation Authority “had nothing on radar”. Story over. Nothing to see here.

Well, no … Not over exactly…

It turns out that, at the exact same time New York was being entertained by floating balloons, the FAA closed 3 New York major airports. You can read about the New York Airport closure here. There was a gas leak and staff had to leave the building etc. etc. blah, bah, crap. Co-incidence?

…the radar facility on Long Island that handles all arrivals and departures for New York City’s three major airports was briefly evacuated after the smell of gas was reported.

A bit of gas stopped the planes taking off. Gas and jets. Not a good mix. Balloons and Gas. Where have we heard those two words together before?

Interesting that Fox released two conflicting reports through the same outlet. Let’s recap:

  1. Story #1
    the FAA has “nothing to report”
  2. Story #2
    a “gas leak” closed down 3 major New York Airports

Hmm. One thing is for sure. Somebody at Fox got the sack on October 13th.

Now if this were just a normal blog (not a crazy, out-there UFO nut-job BLOG) this whole news story would just seem a tad … suspicious. Why did the FAA say nothing happened while simultaneously reporting a major gas leak? New York’s three major Airports were closed for one hour. Pretty much the same amount of time China’s National Airport was closed (although that airport was closed because of “secret military operations in the area”) a few weeks back.

A normal blogger would be eating porridge whilst slowly becoming very suspicious. He or she may decide to dig further into it.

A normal blogger might watch this video (embed suppressed).

They might also watch this news report:

And then they might give up and seek independent, non-human evidence in the form of a late night webcam mounted on one of NY’s tall buildings.

And then … if he wasn’t ordinarily looking into UFO stuff, he’d probably start looking into the possibility that UFOs do exist and that maybe there’s been some kind of cover-up. Because the truth, girls and boys, is that grey aliens are gene-raping us on a regular basis and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop it.

Here’s a really crazy guy who said an interesting thing a few months back:

Maybe not so crazy today.

Glow-in-the-dark balloons filled with swamp gas, anyone?

6 Comments

  1. Did anyone else see the orange light that went south to north at low altitude over Manhattan the night of October 19th, 2010 about 9 pm? It flew very slowly, probably took 5 minutes to travel across the city.

    • Are you dead sure it wasn’t a plane? I think most night time lights moving in the sky – unless they are moving erratically are probably aeroplanes. Some have unusual lighting arrays for all sorts of reasons. How was this light different? In other words, what made you notice it in the first place?

      • I noticed it because it was 1: an orange (not red or white) light and seemed to glow, unlike a plane headlight. 2: it moved very slowly. 3: it flew at a very low (for a plane) altitude, crossing the Empire State Bldg at its midway point – NYC has very strict altitude restrictions. 4: it was flying south over Manhattan and heading North/North-west, all NYCs major airports are NE.

      • To be honest, I’ve also seen strange things similar to you flying in the sky. I’ve always thought they were helicopters but often they are soundless. I do suspect they are unidentified planes, but sometimes they have weird flight paths unlike normal planes. It’s possible that it was a bunch of aliens doing some kind of survey – half disguised as a plane. I guess we’ll never know. Light planes are more likely to go on “city cruises” with sight-seeing passengers, but who knows? We tend to anthropomorphize everything. We say they are also sight-seers. That might not even be in their list of past-times. If it was an alien ship, we might also think that they are doing some kind of NYC land survey – perhaps noticing that the towers are gone for the first time. The hurried nature of abductee cases only ever cease when there’s an anomaly or something out of the ordinary. Maybe that’s their weak moment. When we notice them noticing us.

  2. A kids balloons – I dont think this could be the explanation – these things look amazing, nothing like a balloon!

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